website of shit

efnet #philosophical

Games i made:

Chad vs Ninja: platformer inspired by platformers of ye olden days. 2 levels, im probably never gona add more so here it is. made with game maker 5 (play with wine)chadvsninja00
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Horse Orc Rape Academy
Web Version(cross Platform, runs in a web browser): DOWNLOAD
Windows Version (crossplatform with Wine): DOWNLOAD
Play on web
Made with RPG Maker MV

(itch.io is a bit laggy for the loading of assets so not as good as downloading)

RPG Maker 2003 games:
Play with wine or EasyRPG. if you have trouble running these try running them Windowed by adding the parameters after RPG_RT.exe h h Window. or. u can play them with EasyRPG https://easyrpg.org/

Billy's Quest for Love. UPDATED JUNE 2023 DOWNLOAD Play on web
INSTRUCTION MANUAL
R 18+. Bugs: if you fly the airship over a door you will get stuck.

MANSION O' DEATH download Play on web

blob's quest v.1.??? download Play on web readme.html
gameplay video

Super Mario World hack: super mario world h its yoshis island + some more, theres nothing past the first castle

old (shit) games:

A zip of all my really old game maker games that i still have.
made with Game Maker 5 or 6 or 7 (play with wine. the music is mostly all midis so to get that working u need timidity probably.)

Element Quest Trilogy:
element_quest.exe you are some kid in a village who decided to go on a quest out of boredom and ended up mastering elemental magics.
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element_quest_ii.exe a sequel to element quest. unfininished. just ends in the forest because my computer died when i was making this.
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Element_Quest_III.exe another sequel. Features grassy areas, caves, a city, 2 dungeons, secret hidden magic, final boss, the evil Brad. I drew the graphics myself. also unfinished, brad wasnt suposed to be the final boss xd.
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other games:
electric_kirby.exe 2d platformer. doesnt rly play like kirby. u only have an electric shock attack.
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balloon bear.exe 2d platformer. some levels u have balloons some u dont. it loops once u finish all the levels.
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super_mario_game.exe 2d platformer. mario fangame
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mario_winter.exe 2d platformer. mario fangame, winter themed. its hard. if u can beat this u are a true gamer. idk if its beatable because i forget what the end is like, I always game over at kirby or the metroid stage or ice climbers stage. Plot: Mr. Bump has become evil and brainwashed Nintendo characters to be evil and only Mario can stop him. F5 to save state. F6 to load state. F10 to pause
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shooter.exe sidesrolling shmup with a few stages that loop.
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shipgame.exe vertical strolling shmup. one endless stage
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operation_snow_storm.exe u are a marine or some shit. some stages where u kill enemy soldiers and do some things. click to move and shoot. wierd controls (beware loud music xd) unfinished
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night_crawler.exe 1 level 2d platformer. its just one level
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metroid_division.exe I was trying to make a metroid game but it sucks and not much like metroid. has a racing mode, and unfinished. (click on words on the title screen to start the game)
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the_haunted_forest.exe You are a moogle from final fantasy and u have to stay alive by dropping nukes.
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pockyrockyclone.exe only 2 stages. u can only play as Rocky. aim with mouse. wasd to move.
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spaceinvader.py irc bot similar to the duck hunt bots. python. twisted. (only works in one channel because im dum)

:)

chat with me on irc on efnet #philosophical (use irc.servercentral.net)

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